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The Shortest Books of All Time

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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore and John Kerry

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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST By Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE By Ellen de Generes and Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS By O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS By Bill Clinton With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy By Nancy Pelosi

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